jon stevens

Is your need for some lorem ipsums matched only by your desire to confuse and frighten the persistent QA people who insist on looking at your wonderful code?

Perhaps you need to distract them long enough to steal their biscuits. Or Just long enough to slip through a couple of portals and make your way to another dimension. Either way, carrots.

get some nice lorem ipsums >>

I forget now, but at the time I probably had a reason, other than to briefly distract myself from death and futility and the cold apathetic universe and Piers Morgan's wobbling shrieking neck.

great headline generator >>